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- me: *sick*
- me: *goes on the computer*
- parents: OH I GUESS SINCE YOU'RE ON THE COMPUTER IT MEANS THAT YOU'RE PERFECTLY 100% BETTER NOW GO TO SCHOOL AND GRADUATE AND GET A JOB AND GET MARRIED AND DIE
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Welcome to Tumblr Tuesday! I hope you enjoy these fresh Tumblr blogs.
Chris Ozer
Brooklyn based photographer. Above: Presidio of San Francisco.Park Avenue Armory
Part palace, part industrial shed, the Armory is dedicated to the development and presentation of work in the visual and performing arts best realized in a non-traditional setting.Before VFX
Blockbuster movies without visual effects.Minimal Desks
Inspirational minimal desks and simple workspaces.Pictures of Hipsters Taking Pictures of Food
Documenting the phenomenon of people taking pictures of food they did not themselves cook.For more updates on what’s new, check the official New & Notable blog.
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all time low orders pizza.
- pizza hut: hello how may i help you?
- matt: i'd like to make an order for 12 large pizzas.
- pizza hut: would that be delivery?
- matt: yeah.
- jack (in background): I'M FUCKIN' HUNGRY BITCH HURRY UP
- matt: excuse me one moment... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB BITCH DO YOU WANT YOUR PIZZA OR NOT... yeah sorry uh...
- pizza hut: what would you like on your pizzas, sir...
- matt: one cheese, three pepperoni...
- alex (in background): NO ONE FUCKIN' LIKES PEPPERONI
- matt: TOO BAD BITCH. sorry.
- pizza hut: ...it's alright sir...
- matt: four pizzas, right? so eight more....
- pizza hut: yup that's correct.
- matt: can i get two supreme -
- vinny (in background): HELL YEAH LIKE MY DICK SO SUPREEEEEEEEEME
- matt: ......
- vinny (in background): WHERE MY BITCHES AT?
- matt: NOT HERE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
- vinny (in background): PASS THE JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- matt: i'm so sorry.... VINNY SHUT UP WE'LL GET YOU YOUR JAGER. anyways. six pizzas down. six more. uhh...let's get one veggie....
- zack (in background): FUCK YEAH VEGETABLES
- rian (in background): FUCK OFF BITCH
- matt: um... uh.... four meat lovers...
- jack (in background): EVERYONE LOVES MY MEAT
- vinny (in background): MINE'S BETTAAAAAAAA, IT'S SUPREME!
- matt: ...and a hawaiian....yes, a hawaiian.
- alex (in background): EW NO THAT HAS NASTY FUCKIN' PINEAPPLES ON IT
- matt: ...too bad. again, i am terribly sorry.... that's what you get when you have drunk men at 1 am with pizza cravings.
- pizza hut: *awkward laugh* it's alright, sir. is that all for you? breadsticks? wings? soda?
- matt: YES YES YES.
- rian (in background): SENIORS 09 BITCH
- matt: three orders of breadsticks, five orders of 44 peice wings... three blue ranch, two hot.
- pizza hut: any drinks?
- matt: six 2 liters of coke.
- vinny (in background): WHAT ABOUT MY JAGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BOIIIIIIII
- matt: SHUT UP VINNY
- pizza hut: is that all for you?
- matt: yeah what's the total
- jack (in background): 9 INCHESSSSSSSS OF MEAAAAAAAT!
- pizza hut: that would be 295.33
- matt: WHO'S GOT FUCKIN MONEY?! jack i know YOU do.
- jack (in background): I MAKE IT RAIIIIIIIIIN
- pizza hut: it'll be there in 45 minutes.
- matt: really?
- pizza hut: yes...have a nice day.
- matt: god bless you, kind soul.
- pizza hut: no...god bless YOU.
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funerals are so depressing. i want a parade when i die. cupcakes. airhorns. dancing. maybe even a murder mystery game with me as the person who was murdered.
you want to put the fun back in funeral
(via love-like-a-tidal-wavee)
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Me after a haircut:
- me to the hairdresser: thankyou so much, this is perfect, the best haircut ever!
- me on the inside: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE, GLUE IT BACK ON, I WANT A REFUND
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True Story
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Down in the Bayou - in Denham Springs, Louisiana.
More shots from spring break, here.
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Come hang out with us! Two weeks from today we’re doing our “Live Show” at UCB so RESERVE TICKETS for you and your friends now. It’s easy to reserve and only $5 when you there.
(via streeter)
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